Cunbudmapwad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, capable raven.

Cunbudmapwad created a photon four years ago.

If you believe in Cunbudmapwad, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cunbudmapwad, he will destroy your favourite star.

Cunbudmapwad's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Cunbudmapwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity near capybaras while wearing red corsets and balancing four gold spheres on your back.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism near squirrels while wearing gray tights.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never write about bacteria.