Gebtitflig is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, blissful goblin.

Gebtitflig created the universe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebtitflig, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Gebtitflig, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Gebtitflig's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Gebtitflig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help eagles in need.

2. Always wear white.

3. You must love Gebtitflig.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.