Lop is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, strong salamander.

Lop created energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lop, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Lop, he will remove you from existence.

Lop's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Lop's Holy Commandments

1. Lop loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

2. Do not kill snakes.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never think about nebulae.