Dumruttkikbegcathon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, self-assured lobster.

Dumruttkikbegcathon created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumruttkikbegcathon, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dumruttkikbegcathon, it will throw large rocks at you.

Dumruttkikbegcathon's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Dumruttkikbegcathon's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Dumruttkikbegcathon three times a day.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.