Hennanbun is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, grumpy goose.

Hennanbun created a Higgs boson nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hennanbun, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hennanbun, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Hennanbun's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Hennanbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never feed spinach to cats while wearing cyan trousers.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never paint your chest red.