Lapkonkaphim is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, caring butterfly.

Lapkonkaphim created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Lapkonkaphim, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Lapkonkaphim, he will cry a lot.

Lapkonkaphim's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Lapkonkaphim's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Put Lapkonkaphim first in all things.

3. Never mention tapirs.

4. Always help horses in need.

5. Never look at galaxies.