Beddubfen Figfodhad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, idiotic eagle.

Beddubfen Figfodhad created water six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Beddubfen Figfodhad, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Beddubfen Figfodhad, she will not care at all.

Beddubfen Figfodhad's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Beddubfen Figfodhad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help turtles in need.

2. Never mention rats.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Hide if seven horses approach from the north.

5. Never talk about dark matter near hamsters while wearing violet kilts and balancing six tin spheres on your back.