Sadbunjopbab is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, smart walrus.

Sadbunjopbab created the Sol system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadbunjopbab, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sadbunjopbab, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Sadbunjopbab's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Sadbunjopbab's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear blue.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not dye your hair violet.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always take life seriously.