Omintailsad is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, almighty shark.

Omintailsad created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omintailsad, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Omintailsad, he will not care.

Omintailsad's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Omintailsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

3. Do not speak about lemons.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not shave your arms.