Gumstafnib is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, egotistical
octopus.
Gumstafnib created a top quark nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gumstafnib, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Gumstafnib, he will turn you into an amoeba.
Gumstafnib's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.
Gumstafnib's Holy Commandments1. Never mention frogs.
2. Never talk about enzymes.
3. Never wear gray boots.
4. Do not laugh in public.
5. You must love Gumstafnib.