Narrullmut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, proud shrew.

Narrullmut created the planet Saturn six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narrullmut, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Narrullmut, he will turn you into a puffin.

Narrullmut's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Narrullmut's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Narrullmut four times a day.

2. Run away if eight monkeys approach from the west.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Narrullmut loves squirrels, so they must be respected.