Ragbassort is a god.
It takes the form of a corpulent, all-knowing
shrew.
Ragbassort created an electron eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Ragbassort, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Ragbassort, it will turn you into a rock.
Ragbassort's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.
Ragbassort's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Ragbassort on top of all buildings.
3. Never think about moons.
4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
5. Never think ill of sick mice.