Ragbassort is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, all-knowing shrew.

Ragbassort created an electron eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ragbassort, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ragbassort, it will turn you into a rock.

Ragbassort's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Ragbassort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Ragbassort on top of all buildings.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never think ill of sick mice.