Stikkimwapapp is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, passionate monkey.

Stikkimwapapp created oxygen eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stikkimwapapp, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Stikkimwapapp, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Stikkimwapapp's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Stikkimwapapp's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Stikkimwapapp.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Run away from pink monkeys, for they are unholy.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Hide from orange porpoises for they are unholy.