Fligfasfun is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, humorless hyena.

Fligfasfun created Asia nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligfasfun, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fligfasfun, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Fligfasfun's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Fligfasfun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat carrots.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. You must never eat spinach.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
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