Gessdinfod is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, humorless dog.

Gessdinfod created the Large Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gessdinfod, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gessdinfod, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Gessdinfod's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Gessdinfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

3. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

5. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.
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