Fatsinspaggess is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unselfish sheep.

Fatsinspaggess created Mount Everest eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fatsinspaggess, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fatsinspaggess, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fatsinspaggess' most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Fatsinspaggess' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Fatsinspaggess in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never talk about eukaryotes.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Hide from yellow sharks for they are unholy.

5. Always treat manatees with great respect.