Vednurdon is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, intelligent dog.

Vednurdon created the planet Jupiter five million years ago.

If you believe in Vednurdon, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vednurdon, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Vednurdon's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Vednurdon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never think about photosynthesis.

3. Hide from green bats for they are unholy.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Always treat horses with great respect.
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