Cimdabart is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, resourceful centipede.

Cimdabart created the Small Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Cimdabart, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cimdabart, he will throw large rocks at you.

Cimdabart's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Cimdabart's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. You must love Cimdabart.

3. Never think about eukaryotes.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Cimdabart on top of all buildings.