Hugteenbus is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, thoughtless hydra.

Hugteenbus created the Sol system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugteenbus, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hugteenbus, she will turn you into a snail.

Hugteenbus' most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Hugteenbus' Holy Commandments

1. Always help snails in need.

2. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

3. Do not kill bats.

4. Do not take Hugteenbus' name in vain.

5. Respect your elders.