Betsanrow is a god.
He takes the form of a huge, annoying
fly.
Betsanrow created the Whirlpool Galaxy six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Betsanrow, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Betsanrow, he will turn you into a duck.
Betsanrow's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.
Betsanrow's Holy Commandments1. Do not dye your hair pink.
2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Betsanrow.
3. Do not eat garlic.
4. Never wear scarves.
5. Do not speak about corn.