Ceddittal is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, boastful wasp.

Ceddittal created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ceddittal, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ceddittal, she will be very unhappy.

Ceddittal's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Ceddittal's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Hide if three rats approach from the north.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.