Sakmigquag is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, almighty bear.

Sakmigquag created the planet Saturn four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sakmigquag, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sakmigquag, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Sakmigquag's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Sakmigquag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never think about solid mechanics.

3. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

4. Never feed garlic to bats while wearing brown trousers.

5. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.