Litbonfot is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, capable tapir.

Litbonfot created the Sunflower Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litbonfot, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Litbonfot, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Litbonfot's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Litbonfot's Holy Commandments

1. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never think ill of sick turtles.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Run away from indigo mites, for they are unholy.