Higyartpog is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, unjust alligator.

Higyartpog created the cosmos eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Higyartpog, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Higyartpog, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Higyartpog's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Higyartpog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Never laugh in the presence of shrews.

4. Never paint your legs gray.

5. Erect three aluminium sculptures of Higyartpog on top of important buildings.