Stipyartcuss is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, able dog.

Stipyartcuss created the solar system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipyartcuss, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Stipyartcuss, he will jump up and down on your head.

Stipyartcuss' most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Stipyartcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never think about electromagnetism.

3. Do not hurt otters.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.