Quattittun Fudpibnill is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonourable wyvern.

Quattittun Fudpibnill created gold four million years ago.

If you believe in Quattittun Fudpibnill, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Quattittun Fudpibnill, she will be very unhappy.

Quattittun Fudpibnill's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Quattittun Fudpibnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Erect nine gold sculptures of Quattittun Fudpibnill on top of important buildings.

5. Never wear orange corsets.