Hitomtvog Limveg is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, charitable chinchilla.

Hitomtvog Limveg created the cosmos three million years ago.

If you believe in Hitomtvog Limveg, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hitomtvog Limveg, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Hitomtvog Limveg's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Hitomtvog Limveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics near bats while wearing violet shorts and balancing five iron spheres on your neck.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hitomtvog Limveg.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Never talk about galaxies.