Cebfebbot is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unselfish chinchilla.

Cebfebbot created the Black Eye Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebfebbot, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cebfebbot, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cebfebbot's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Cebfebbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Cebfebbot's name in vain.

2. Do not dye your hair violet.

3. Run away if nine porpoises approach from the south.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

5. Never eat melons.
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