Omttof is a god.
She takes the form of a fat, self-assured
pigeon.
Omttof created the planet Saturn two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Omttof, she will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Omttof, she will make you grow a tail.
Omttof's most sacred site is Taktser in China.
Omttof's Holy Commandments1. Never jump in holy places.
2. Never look in ponds.
3. Always help hamsters in need.
4. Never talk about stars.
5. Never eat apples.