Omttof is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, self-assured pigeon.

Omttof created the planet Saturn two billion years ago.

If you believe in Omttof, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Omttof, she will make you grow a tail.

Omttof's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Omttof's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always help hamsters in need.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Never eat apples.