Queegbetdot is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tiresome wyvern.

Queegbetdot created carbon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegbetdot, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Queegbetdot, she will turn you into a frog.

Queegbetdot's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Queegbetdot's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always help pigs.

3. Run away from black whales, for they are unholy.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not listen to music.