Queegbetdot is a god.
She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tiresome
wyvern.
Queegbetdot created carbon two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Queegbetdot, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Queegbetdot, she will turn you into a frog.
Queegbetdot's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.
Queegbetdot's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Always help pigs.
3. Run away from black whales, for they are unholy.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Do not listen to music.