Ruttgov is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, merciless raven.

Ruttgov created parasitic wasps five billion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttgov, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ruttgov, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Ruttgov's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Ruttgov's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat turnips.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Never talk about whales.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics.