Hadbudrak Mapgenflag is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unsympathetic
rat.
Hadbudrak Mapgenflag created gold twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Hadbudrak Mapgenflag, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Hadbudrak Mapgenflag, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Hadbudrak Mapgenflag's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.
Hadbudrak Mapgenflag's Holy Commandments1. Run away from pink grasshopers, for they are unholy.
2. Do not wear tin on your body.
3. Always help mice.
4. Never talk about fluid mechanics near snails while wearing violet boots and balancing four aluminium spheres on your hands.
5. Do not cook food in pots.