Zogdodbonkyimcap is a god.

He takes the form of a large, fussy crocodile.

Zogdodbonkyimcap created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Zogdodbonkyimcap, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zogdodbonkyimcap, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Zogdodbonkyimcap's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Zogdodbonkyimcap's Holy Commandments

1. Put Zogdodbonkyimcap first in all things.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

3. Never wear mauve boots.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not drink alcohol.
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