Vogfadtim Wikgeplop is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, deceitful gerbil.

Vogfadtim Wikgeplop created Africa four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogfadtim Wikgeplop, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vogfadtim Wikgeplop, she will turn you into a snail.

Vogfadtim Wikgeplop's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Vogfadtim Wikgeplop's Holy Commandments

1. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

3. Never mention gulls.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Fast once a month.