Nullfasflow is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, fussy gorilla.

Nullfasflow created the Milkyway three million years ago.

If you believe in Nullfasflow, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nullfasflow, she will cry a lot.

Nullfasflow's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Nullfasflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Never go into blue rooms.

4. Do not take Nullfasflow's name in vain.

5. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.
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