Sittontin Jigbabhot is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, bad-tempered snake.

Sittontin Jigbabhot created dark energy four years ago.

If you believe in Sittontin Jigbabhot, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Sittontin Jigbabhot, she will have a low opinion of you.

Sittontin Jigbabhot's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Sittontin Jigbabhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. You must pray to Sittontin Jigbabhot seven times a day.

5. Never think about moons.