Besscimced is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, cheerful bird.

Besscimced created a strange quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Besscimced, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Besscimced, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Besscimced's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Besscimced's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed oranges to frogs while wearing green shorts.

2. Never wear gray shoes.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Never hurt capybaras.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
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