Rillfadtab is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, omniscient dugong.

Rillfadtab created Africa three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rillfadtab, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rillfadtab, she will turn you into a plant.

Rillfadtab's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Rillfadtab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. You must pray to Rillfadtab eight times a day.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near sharks while wearing mauve rings and balancing four titanium spheres on your face.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Never paint your arms pink.