Mabvinbiss is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, smart newt.

Mabvinbiss created the Sun five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabvinbiss, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Mabvinbiss, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Mabvinbiss' most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Mabvinbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill birds.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always obey Mabvinbiss' priests.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.