Bedbudkik is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, flying shark.

Bedbudkik created an up quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedbudkik, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bedbudkik, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bedbudkik's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Bedbudkik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Hide from magenta pigs for they are unholy.

3. Do not speak about peanuts.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Bedbudkik loves horses, so they must be honoured.