Metnarcud is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, omnipotent eagle.

Metnarcud created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Metnarcud, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Metnarcud, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Metnarcud's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Metnarcud's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

2. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.