Pogtikshav is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, stupid lion.

Pogtikshav created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pogtikshav, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pogtikshav, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Pogtikshav's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Pogtikshav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

4. Never think about enzymes.

5. Hide if eight pigs approach from the south.