Wignillneg is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, egotistical wasp.

Wignillneg created the Sun eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wignillneg, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wignillneg, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Wignillneg's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Wignillneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

3. Hide from pink shrews for they are unholy.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Never think about gravity.