Flowzodyarl is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, annoying yak.

Flowzodyarl created a Higgs boson eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowzodyarl, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Flowzodyarl, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Flowzodyarl's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Flowzodyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Worship no other gods but Flowzodyarl.