Dimjen is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unsympathetic fox.

Dimjen created dark energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dimjen, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dimjen, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Dimjen's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Dimjen's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five nickel sculptures of Dimjen on top of important buildings.

2. Do not eat nuts.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.