Zigfidgodhanlogbagbed Cutdodlip is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, all-powerful snail.

Zigfidgodhanlogbagbed Cutdodlip created Mount Everest two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigfidgodhanlogbagbed Cutdodlip, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Zigfidgodhanlogbagbed Cutdodlip, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Zigfidgodhanlogbagbed Cutdodlip's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Zigfidgodhanlogbagbed Cutdodlip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. You must never eat beans.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Put Zigfidgodhanlogbagbed Cutdodlip first in all things.

5. Always treat whales with great respect.