Bidfumbastgidyak is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, proud lizard.

Bidfumbastgidyak created parasitic wasps eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidfumbastgidyak, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bidfumbastgidyak, it will turn you into a worm.

Bidfumbastgidyak's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Bidfumbastgidyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat oranges.

2. Do not wear black clothing.

3. Bidfumbastgidyak loves whales, so they must be honoured.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Bidfumbastgidyak.