Bogbamlad is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, all-knowing owl.

Bogbamlad created water three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogbamlad, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bogbamlad, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bogbamlad's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Bogbamlad's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear stockings.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always help pigs.

4. Always help tortoises in need.

5. Never play with disobedient children.