Monlibcap is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, blissful narwhal.

Monlibcap created an up quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Monlibcap, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Monlibcap, she will turn you into a tree.

Monlibcap's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Monlibcap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always help sick foxes.

4. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

5. Always take life seriously.