Stergadhat is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, tiresome duck.

Stergadhat created the planet Saturn eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Stergadhat, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Stergadhat, she will turn you into a rock.

Stergadhat's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Stergadhat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. You must love Stergadhat.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never sit in the presence of great tits.